February 8, 2019

A Modest Proposal 

Please consider the following solution for the defiant slumlord:

If he or she ignores repeated warnings to fix structural or utility problems in any unit, then he or she will be required to live in that unit for a week.

Anyone who receives rent payment...

December 9, 2018

!!NOISE FOR SALE!!

Is everyone aware that our TVs spew excess volume during commercials? While watching any program, sonic booms bash my ears as sponsors spout spiels.

If you use remote control during a program at a setting of 35, it must be lowered some 15 decibels thro...

November 18, 2018

Lee Malis

The Sneezing Opossum

Funny Money

I was in the checkout line with my groceries, when I handed the cashier a bill, quickly nothing the “5” in the upper left-hand corner.  

I waited for my change, while she stared at the bill.  

“Do you realize that this bill is pink...

September 27, 2018

Lee Malis

The Sneezing Opossum

Please select the best answer and return with your rental application.

1.Which best describes proper operation of a clothes washer and dryer?

A) Use three two-pound boxes of detergent per load.

B) Crawl inside to make sure appliances are wor...

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